Christian One-Liner's

Wal-Mart isn’t the only saving place!

Don’t give up. Moses was once a basketcase!

If you feel far away from God, guess who moved.

This church is “Prayer Conditioned!”

Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into church for a faith lift!

Christians, keep the faith — but not from others!

God answers kneemail.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving.

No Jesus — no peace, Know Jesus — know peace!

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

Give God what’s right, not what’s left!

God doesn’t want shares of your life – He wants controlling interest.

Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

A family altar can alter a family.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them — Christ will clean them.

Exercise daily — walk with the Lord!

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!

Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

Give Satan an inch and he’ll be a ruler.

For all you do, His blood’s for you!

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

God doesn’t call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary.

Repent before payday.

It’s hard to stumble when you’re down on your knees.

Soul food served here.

Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.

Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?

God has a purpose and plan for me that no one else can fulfill.

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